Last place to look
trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike
A hero’s journey
this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
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10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
this is too much right now.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
the curve is strong with him
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#this fucker says maybe 5 or 6 lines the whole film and yet everyone is thirsty as Heck for him #no wonder HYDRA keeps him in the freezer #’cause when they let him out he burns down entire cities with the force of his Sad Trash Hobo gaze
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- School:no shoulder-revealing shirts
- School:you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
Wonder if groupon has any deals on his services?
Best Idea of Gutter Garden
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