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If you didn’t have that mouth on you, Wade, you’d be the perfect soldier.
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i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins
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"i can’t fucking read"
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you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
No we’re not okay.
We’re not okay at all.
when you surprise a bitch
in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying
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*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it