Last place to look
I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.
I’m a cashier and that was actually my face. She ran out of the store afterwards
(Source: ethiopienne, via shepulledmyhair)
Evilcorp vinyl figures
(Source: niggajr, via suchvodka)
When your friends tryna go out
I’m not sure but I think…
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open
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John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.
Abandoned swans from a defunct swan ride
Not today, ebola. [vine by mrlegendarius]
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)
I don’t often say this, but you fuckers need jesus
Or a sex life
or something that’s not shipping god damn plants together
Now why would we want that, when we have this
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT