Peter- What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence- I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter- That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence- Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money.
- Office Space” —
Hilarious! <3 this movie!!!
“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”